I know my website is cool. Just like me. Cool as a cucumber. A bright pink cucumber. Sometimes I have trouble connecting to it though. I think it’s all a part of Nick’s master plan to sabotage my totally awesome website. He telepathically takes it down sometimes. He admitted it. Just ask me. Then he touches the computer and it magically works. Anyway, if you ever have trouble getting to it, that’s why.
He’s doing it cuz he’s jealous that my website is so much better than his. Yeah, I said it. Hey Nick, my website is better than yours. You know why? Because it’s pink. And it’s been updated within the last six months. HA!!