Screw Memorial Day… it’s Blog Reader Kristen’s Birthday!!
I wrote a very special birthday poem for you Kristen, and here it is:
Ode to Blog Reader Kristen
May your springs be filled with anticipations to to go the cabin,
May your summers be filled with sunshine.
May your falls be filled with relief that there are no more trips to the cabin,
May your winters be filled with vacations to break up the long cold weather before you can go to the cabin again.
May your vacations be filled with The Whale Shaaaa(r)k,
May your air tanks always be full.
May your cabin weekends be filled with trips to the Chocolate Ox,
but not too much Chocolate Ox, we don’t want you getting a belly ache.
But most of all when you shop at your favorite stores,
may your inseam always be in stock.
Thanks for being the best blog reader ever!!