This post is long overdue. I intended to finish off the Belize blogs with this fun little number . . . last December. Sure I could have written it off like the last few days of vacation posts. Or like 90% of my blog-a-day posts in February. But I simply couldn’t. Actually, I completely forgot about taking these notes while on vacation until I was transferring info from my BlackBerry to my iPhone. And then they sat on my computer for 3 weeks cuz that’s how I roll.
Anyway, sometimes nothing is funnier than things taken out of context. While in Belize, there were a few pretty hilarious things said that I couldn’t resist writing down. I think what makes some of these lines so great is that they were said by my clean cut friends like the cklahrs and Hintzesseseesss.
Without further ado, I bring you super funny things that were said on vacation:
“I’m going buff for the rest of vacation.”
~Kristen on hair accessories
“Are you drinking your special sauce?”
~Cindy to Ted as he was drinking the citrus sauce at Caliente
“I’m a fricking adult. I can put anything in my mouth and swallow it.”
~Nick on eating things one might not necessarily like in order to be polite.
“I’m a hot piece of ass.”
~Nick on core tempurature
“You can just spit the jelly into Jill’s mouth.”
~This was one of those that I didn’t write down who said it or what it was in regard to because I honestly didn’t think I could forget. I’m pretty sure it was said by Kristen to Nick and had to do with a food with a jelly filling that Nick doesn’t like but I do. A candy perhaps? Maybe something we ate in Belize? idk.