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The Forest of Hands and Teeth

May 30, 2012

The first time I’d heard of The Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan, I added it to my never-ending To Read list on GoodReads. Shortly after, I read a short story in Kiss Me Deadly: 13 Tales of Paranormal Love, which just happened to be a prequel to The Forest of Hands and Teeth.

The prequel seemed interesting enough. As with most short stories like this, the author gave enough information for the small subplot to make sense—there is a village, outside of the village is the Forest of Hands and Teeth, and in the forest live the Unconsecrated. And as it turned out, the Unconsecrated are—shock, gasp, what!—zombies! But they don’t call them zombies, they call them Unconsecrated. I had never read a zombie book before, but from what I’ve been told zombies are the new vampires. I found myself wanting to know more, so when I needed a new audiobook, this was the one I chose.

In Mary’s world there are simple truths. The Sisterhood always knows best. The Guardians will protect and serve. The Unconsecrated will never relent. And you must always mind the fence that surrounds the village; the fence that protects the village from the Forest of Hands and Teeth. But, slowly, Mary’s truths are failing her. She’s learning things she never wanted to know about the Sisterhood and its secrets, and the Guardians and their power, and about the Unconsecrated and their relentlessness. When the fence is breached and her world is thrown into chaos, she must choose between her village and her future—between the one she loves and the one who loves her. And she must face the truth about the Forest of Hands and Teeth. Could there be life outside a world surrounded in so much death?

The story had really great potential, but for me it fell flat in a multitude of places. For starters, the audiobook narration was difficult to listen to. The narrator’s voice was beautiful, but she spoke with an unusual cadence and placed odd pauses in the middle of sentences. Sometimes words were over annunciated, while other times I struggled to decifer what she had said.

Another thing that bothered me about the book was the prose in general. Nothing about it sucked me in and made me forget I was reading a book.

For me, the biggest disappointment with this book was the characters. I did not connect with, feel for, empathize with, or particularly like any of them. It made it very hard to get into the story because I couldn’t bring myself to care what happened to them. I think this was due in part to the main characters having established relationships prior to the beginning of the book. Although the author explained their history, I didn’t feel the connection between them while reading.

I think the biggest area where this shows is in Mary and Travis’s relationship. I felt absolutely nothing for Travis, which says a lot because the story is written from Mary’s point of view and she was head over heels in love with him. For the life of me I couldn’t understand why. Everything about their relationship felt so one-sided, like Mary was harboring a school girl crush on a boy who was completely indifferent to her. Even when their circumstances isolated the two of them together and we found out that Travis had wanted her all along, I never felt any spark between them.

I liked the book enough to want to know how it ended, so I saw it through. It probably would have taken me longer had I actually been reading it, but the ease of listening to the audiobook, despite the narration, kept me going. I liked the ending. I thought it fit the circumstances well, although there were some questions I had that went unanswered. There are currently two more books in this series, which focus on different characters in different cities, and while I think that is a really fantastic concept, at this point I have no plans to continue the series.


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Tough Mudder

May 24, 2012

Congratulations to all those who survived the Tough Mudder last weekend! I couldn’t participate because I had dance recitals. Oh, and the fact that I would probably die.

Curtis put together this fancy little video.

Nick also made the local news, whining about getting electrocuted. He’s really muddy. His clip starts around 2:43. Don’t blink or you’ll miss it.


Filed Under: FitnessTagged: tough mudder

Life of Pi

May 16, 2012

My most recent Audible read was Life of Pi by Yann Martel. In the simplest summary, this book is about a boy who becomes trapped on a lifeboat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with a 450-pound Bengal tiger. But of course, it’s so much more than that.

The beginning of the book focuses on two main themes: animals and religion.

As the son of a zookeeper, Pi has learned much about animal behavior. I was fascinated by many of the things discussed through the first person narrative. At the time, I wasn’t aware that his father’s teachings and the things Pi observed growing up would play a larger role than reader entertainment, but the author did a great job of bringing everything full circle.

Pi practices Christianity. And Hinduism. And Islam. Not being a religious person myself, I found his outlook on faith and religion interesting. Shoot, I don’t even practice one and he does three.

In classic Jill style, I completely forgot the entire premise and reason for wanting to read this book (A boy trapped in a lifeboat with a tiger? That sounds awesome! *buys*), so I was completely taken by surprise when the boat sank. Also, with a name like Richard Parker, I didn’t realize until the very obvious was stated that Pi had helped the tiger into the lifeboat. However, I am happy to say that when Pi thought Richard Parker had jumped ship, I knew all along that he was hiding under the tarpaulin. Because, well, I wasn’t about to be fooled three times in a row.

The remainder of the book focuses on Pi’s voyage across the sea and how he manages to survive. The author spares no details; everything from killing animals to pooping is covered. Some things I found fascinating, others churned my stomach. It made me wonder just how dire my situation would be before my pure survival instincts kicked in, before it didn’t matter what I was eating as long as I was eating something. I’m going to be completely honest right now. Even without the tiger, I probably would have died. I would have curled up in a little ball and ceased to exist. If you’re ever in a life and death situation, pray that you don’t get stuck with me.

Overall, I loved this book. Listening to it was the only thing that held me back from finishing it sooner, as I typically only listen in my car. There were a few occasions in which I listened outside of the vehicle because I just couldn’t stop without knowing what happened next. The only time I found my attention waning was during the religious section. Other than that, it held my attention completely. Also, the narrator read it in an Indian accent (as Pi is from Pondicherry, India), which was a really refreshing change.

Read this book. You will love it.


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The Wal-Mart Effect

May 1, 2012

Earlier this year I read listened to The Wal-Mart Effect by Charles Fishman. The book states facts about Wal-Mart and their business practices in a way that kept my attention and left me wanting more. The author does a good job at staying neutral concerning his opinion of the company. Wal-Mart itself is neither good nor bad, but it has a very strong impact on our society—the world, actually—and that is the Wal-Mart effect.

Going into the book, I had a pretty negative opinion of Wal-Mart. I can’t say that has changed, per say; I still don’t particularly like it, and I won’t shop there unless it’s completely necessary. Now, however, I can see the positive effect Wal-Mart has as well. I’m not sure if the benefit of always bringing customers low prices is worth all of the people and businesses it hurts. Should the consumer be put first at the expense of the business? Is Wal-Mart keeping our society in check, or will the strain it puts on businesses negatively impact society and leave it worse off? Only time will tell.

Whether you do or don’t like Wal-Mart, even if you don’t give a hoot one way or another, I think you will learn a lot of interesting little tidbits from this book. It is like an economics lesson all packed in to an interesting little package.


Filed Under: BooksTagged: reading, walmart

Cosmopolis

April 19, 2012

After struggling through Cosmopolis: A Novel by Don DeLillo for over a year, I am very happy to report that I’ve finished reading it. I’m not entirely sure how I feel about it. Okay, that’s a lie. I know exactly how I feel; I’m just too nice to say it.

Now, I admit that I only read this book because Robert Pattinson is in the movie version, which is coming out later this year. And I really don’t care that I thought it was kind of terrible, because as long as I have an excuse to sit in a theater for a couple hours and stare at him in a role other than a pasty vampire who does (or does not as the case may sometimes be) sparkle, my inner fangirl will be happy.

In all honestly, though, the upcoming movie is not the reason I finished the book. After all, I only got two chapters in to Bel Ami, another book-to-movie adaptation coming out this year that Pattinson stars in, before I called it quits. So then why did I keep reading? you ask. Well, because I was fairly positive at some point there would be an eye-opening “Oh, now I get it!” moment and the entire novel would become clear to me. Yeah, that didn’t really happen.

At all.

I scratched my head until the very end. And when it was over, I’m pretty sure I gasped out a “Huh?” as I was busting my ass on the stair machine. I just . . . I don’t know. I don’t even have words for this book. It made about as much sense as the dreams I have on any given night. How they made it into a movie, I can’t even imagine. Aside from not making sense, it’s all very stream of consciousness. There’s a lot of thinking (weird thinking), and the sparse dialog that exists read very choppy and unnatural to me. It was also a struggle to figure out who was talking at times. I want to believe it’s because I had a janky electronic copy and the paragraphs got messed up and dialog tags went missing, but something tells me that’s not the case.

There is, however, a positive side to having read the book: I won’t walk out of the theater thinking what the f*** just happened? Also, I’ll be prepared for the WTF scenes, like the rectal exam and the water bottle. And the ending. This is one of those rare cases where I don’t think the book will help the movie make sense, but at least I can go into it knowing that I’m not going to understand anything, and I can put more effort into ogling The Pretty.

Someone on Twitter said they saw the trailer and were left completely confused. I replied by saying I read the book and I’m just as confused. For your viewing pleasure, here is the Cosmopolis trailer:

COSMOPOLIS – TRAILER (VO) from Cosmopolis on Vimeo.


Filed Under: BooksTagged: cosmopolis, reading, robert pattinson

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