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Blackout

November 12, 2007

Last week I purchased a copy of Britney Spears’ new album Blackout. I really wasn’t thrilled to get it, but I’ve been a fan for so long I felt rather obligated. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a super-fan of hers like I am of Christian Slater, nor am I crazy for her like Chris Crocker a.k.a. Britney Boy is.

My initial impression of the album was that it was alright. All the songs are upbeat dance tracks, no ballads. It seemed as though there was something missing though. For a lack of a better way to explain it, the album felt empty. Cookie cutter if you will. Not what you’d expect from the icon who is Britney Spears. But considering all the publicity surrounding her lately it wasn’t very surprising. I’m not calling the album bad. In fact it is growing on me quite rapidly. The music itself is pretty catchy. The melodies of a lot of the songs are rather monotone and more talk-singing than actual singing. That’s not to say that she doesn’t sing in a lot of the songs. In fact, it seems that the singing is either very monotone or very harmonized either with backup singers or by multiple tracks of Britney singing*. The themes of the songs seem to revolve around sex, which is only mildly irritating and, again, isn’t surprising.

Perhaps the reason I felt the album was lacking something was because at first I had a difficult time visualizing the put together, sexy Britney of the past. Instead I had the mental image in my head of her dispassionate VMA performance, along with the knowledge of all the bad publicity she has received lately. And not just run of the mill bad, but the “you aren’t fit to be alone with your children” bad. And if the lyrics of your song are going to be “guess I can’t see the harm in working and being a mama and with a kid on my arm” … I don’t know, it just rubs the wrong way.

After listening to the album a few times, the songs started growing on me and the image of Bad Britney slowly started to fade. I’ve taken quite a liking to “Break the Ice” (track #4) and “Freak Show” (track #7), which both have super harmonized choruses. Something about “Freak Show” reminds me of “She Bangs” (the Ricky Martin version, not the William Hung version). And the chorus of “Break the Ice” has a beautiful sound, which pairs uniquely with the sex-themed upbeat tempo. Tracks 3, 6, 10 & 11 are starting to grow on me also. Although I don’t care for a couple of the tracks, they are still listenable, which says a lot considering music these days (does that make me sound old?).

I think Blackout is a good album. I’m glad that I purchased it and will probably listen to it a lot. If Britney had kept a clean image in these past few months I think the album would have sold much more copies. After all, pop music is image based. The image doesn’t have to be clean, just appealing in some way.

*I’m torn on the whole multiple track thing. For starters, she is a solo artist. Backup singers to help carry a melody are one thing, but if you’re going to sound like a group, go be in a group. It also makes performing live a bit awkward sounding. Don’t get me wrong, it sounds pretty cool on the CD, but at the same time it makes it really hard to sing along to. Which part am I supposed to sing along to while in the car? I can’t sing them all. Maybe I could rig up my computer to make my own multitrack recording of song #4. That would be lots o fun.

And as a side note to my side note, my dad recently gave me a little history lesson on music where I learned about the history of 8-tracks. Apparently the multitrack recording phenomenon started back in the day because it was too expensive to pay multiple singers. Somewhere down the line of our overpriced music industry, it must have been decided that eight of a good thing are better than one.


Filed Under: LifestyleTagged: britney spears, music, reviews

Superbad

August 18, 2007

Superbad

Tonight I went to the theater to see Superbad with Nick and Bolin. It was another one of those dumb funny movies. And boy was it dumb. And funny. And filled with graphic sexual language and drawings of penises. The review below is not for the faint of heart.

Superbad is about three nerdy guys who are trying to have their last sexual high school hurrahs before college so they can be good at it when they get there. Seth (Jonah Hill) is trying to score liquor for a party so that he can get the hot girl of the school drunk and have sex with him. Evan (Michael Cera) is torn between getting a drunken blow job by the girl he cares about or being a nice respectable guy who tells her how he feels. McLovin’ (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) is the geeky party killer who ends up being the Mac Daddy of the night. The movie plot starts out with the three boys trying to score an ass load of liquor for a party with McLovin’s fake id. From the beginning things go awry and a wild adventure ensues with the guys first trying to steal liquor from another party and then trying to make their way back to the party they are supposed to be at while being chased by the cops.

It sounds rather tasteless, but it’s really not that bad. It’s filled with dumb humor and an underlying theme of separation anxiety that Seth and Evan are facing knowing they’ll be at different colleges in the fall. This movie was definitely worth the $9 to see it in the theater. I give this movie 4 out of 5 paloozas.

AAAA

AAAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater for optimal viewing
AAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater if you can
AAA paloozas = Pop some popcorn and rent this movie
AA paloozas = Watch this movie on TV … for free
A palooza = … I think you know where I’m going here…
No paloozas = Reserved for Eyes Wide Shut


Filed Under: LifestyleTagged: movies, reviews

Knocked Up

June 4, 2007

No, not me. The movie!! Nick and I saw Knocked Up on Friday with Curtis & Kristen. It was a funny movie from the writers of 40 Year Old Virgin (and most of the same cast). It’s about two people who meet at a bar and have drunken sex and (surprise, surprise) end up getting pregnant. She’s a successful woman who works for E! and he’s your stereotypical pot head loser. As they struggle to make it work as parents to be, the movie touches on the many different stereotypes of married couples, relationship miscommunication, hollywood, being pregnant, having children, etc. and of course is filled with the tastefully horrible yet funny jokes. I’d have to say my favorite parts of the movie are the cameos by celebrities who poke fun at themselves and/or hollywood.

The movie was good. It’s filled with dumb humor which typically takes 2 or 3 viewings before it starts to grow on me. Originally I didn’t have high expectations of it, but that morning I heard so many great reviews that after seeing it I was disappointed that I didn’t find it wet-your-pants-funny, as one reviewer put it. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I watched it with my originally low expectations. That and I couldn’t help thinking how I’d rather be watching Shrek the Third (which will be next!!). Anyway, I’d prefer to see this as a rental movie, but you won’t be wasting your money if you go to the theater. That’s why I’m giving Knocked Up 4 out of 5 paloozas.

AAAA

AAAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater for optimal viewing
AAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater if you can
AAA paloozas = Pop some popcorn and rent this movie
AA paloozas = Watch this movie on TV … for free
A palooza = … I think you know where I’m going here…
No paloozas = Reserved for Eyes Wide Shut


Filed Under: LifestyleTagged: movies, reviews

Shooter

April 14, 2007

Shooter is an action packed movie about an ex-military sniper played by Mark Wahlberg (a.k.a. Jordon). Bob Lee Swagger (Wahlberg) is a retired marksman living alone with his dog in the mountains of some state with a lot of snow. He spends his days happily shooting away at cans of Dinty Moore soup in solitude when one day he is approached by a dude with Invisaligns (played by Danny Glover) who wants him to plan an assassination on the President. Not really. They believe there is a plot to kill the president, and they want Swagger to tell them how he would do it in hopes that it will help them find the killer before it’s too late.

Turns out it was all a big setup and now there’s a full out man hunt for Swagger. Through the course of the movie he ends up dodging multiple snipers and machine guns and almost single handedly takes down a bunch of fully armed men with a gun, some homemade bombs, and an FBI agent who really isn’t trained in anything at all.

I give this movie 4 out of 5 paloozas. Realistic? No. Entertaining? Yes. Good enough to see in a theater, especially with all the crap that’s out right now.

AAAA

AAAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater for optimal viewing
AAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater if you can
AAA paloozas = Pop some popcorn and rent this movie
AA paloozas = Watch this movie on TV … for free
A palooza = … I think you know where I’m going here…
No paloozas = Reserved for Eyes Wide Shut


Filed Under: LifestyleTagged: movies, reviews

Premonition

April 6, 2007

pure awesomeness

WTF. I don’t even know what to say about this movie. Linda’s (Sandra Bullock’s character) husband Jim (Julian McMahon) dies one day. But the next day he’s alive. And the next he’s dead, and so on and so forth. But not really like that. She discovers a week of her life has been jumbled about. She learns she can control the outcome of some of the days’ events by the decisions she makes with the information from the days she has lived in the future. Ultimately she must decide whether or not to try to save her husband, which is outlined in the dramatic question, “If I let Jim die, is it the same as murder?”

I don’t know, is it? I was really confused during and after this movie. It consumed my thoughts for days. Now I’m just angry. Because I don’t want to recap my thoughts twice (and I’m lazy), I’ll just post a copy to the email I sent to Kristen (who saw the movie with me). Since she’s probably also the only other person who frequents jillapalooza, she will get to enjoy it twice.

**Spoiler Al… wait no, it still won’t make sense even after you see the movie.

I invested a lot of time yesterday thinking about that movie. You have a good point about why wasn’t the little girl’s face all cut up in the beginning of the movie since it apparently happened when he was alive. Then I was thinking about the week being all jarbled about. If the movie started on Thursday and we got to watch the Tuesday and Wednesday before that, does that mean she lived those days twice? Or did she go to bed on Monday and wake up and it was Thursday? And the same with the end of the movie when she saw her husband die on Wednesday…. when she woke up the next morning was it Thursday again she relived the next week, or did she wake up a week later. Or did she wake up quite a bit of time later like the movie portrayed?

Then I was also thinking that perhaps she couldn’t change the outcome of anything, only the pathway there. She couldn’t save her husband no matter what she did. The truck would have found some way to smash into the car. She couldn’t protect her daughter from getting her face ripped up, it would just happen a different way. Since “premonition” is a warning or feeling of a future event, it’s not something you can change. Ok, I feel better. Thanks.

I give this movie 3 out of 5 paloozas. I was going to go 2, but unless you have a rewind feature on your TV, you will want to rent it so you can rewind or watch it again. I did enjoy the movie. It was very mentally stimulating.

I know the picture of Kristen and me doesn’t have anything to do with the movie, but it makes about as much sense.

AAA

AAAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater for optimal viewing
AAAA paloozas = See this movie in the theater if you can
AAA paloozas = Pop some popcorn and rent this movie
AA paloozas = Watch this movie on TV … for free
A palooza = … I think you know where I’m going here…
No paloozas = Reserved for Eyes Wide Shut


Filed Under: LifestyleTagged: movies, reviews

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